Satire is always built upon a kernel of truth. When the Government reopens, it will be through a continuing resolution. It will continue appropriations as in the previous period. I have seen innovative programs, at lower costs from creative suppliers being canceled because last year the program was different, even if they were more expensive. A creative supplier who could deliver a $700 hammer for $70, lost out because CR rules forced the agency to buy the $700 version. Innovative and cheaper ways to solve existing problems will be martyred under the rules of CR.

Since most innovations come from younger, more entrepreneurial companies the result is devastating for the climate of innovation and entrepreneurship. See https://medium.com/@rajivtandon/hidden-consequences-of-a-government-shutdown-499a8d7836dd